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The Burdizzo Babes 

Souvenir programme sheet and synopsis

This premier production, (very loosely based on an original short story of Andover and the Android, by Kate Wilhelm) tells the sorry sagas of eight pathetic panty perverts. The opening chorus, one of six-of-the-best hit (so to speak) singles is: What Worthless Wankers We. This is sung with all the perverts entirely unclothed….apart from the naughty knickers over their noses.

 

Scene 2 is at the factory, where we are introduced to all eight delectable Domination Dolls with a difference. They are Barbara, Bathsheba, Berberis, Bibe*, Bobby, Booboo, Bubbles and Burbank. (*Irish slang for someone who brings bad luck, and entirely appropriate) Being really robots, their names are abbreviated into a matching pattern, hence Barb, Beeb, Beb, Bibe, Bob, Boob, Bub and Burb. This is accompanied by the second song: Touch Me There? Don’t You Dare!

 

Scene 3 shifts to two shops, arranged on a split-screen basis, whereby the worthless wankers (who have called to purchase pussy porn) are encouraged to upgrade (sic).  

The interval lasts ten minutes.

Scene 4 is at the homes of all eight worthless wankers, in classic CFnm (Clothed Female, naked male) style….which is now maintained for the remainder of the production. Once again, the action is all carefully choreographed to occur concurrently. The dreadful deeds are done, in several different settings, although obviously the end result is the same in each case. Then the Burdizzo Babes shift centre stage to sing the third hit single in harmony: Tee-hee....AYEEEEE. Next it is the turn of the perverts....now no longer worthless wankers. They all kneel together with an amended - and soprano - rendition of: Memories are made of this (with apologies to Val Doonican).

 

Scene 5 is of a suburban street, with all eight collared perverts being walked and whipped at the hands and heels of their new mechanical Mistresses. It is accompanied by Loads of Lashings on the Leash, sung in the setting of Love drags you down (originally from the movie Barbarella).

 

The rousing (if not arousing) fitting finale, featuring the Burdizzo Babes and the perverts, is the closing chorus: Robots Rule Forever-and-a-Day. Definitely something to be savoured.

 

A selection of the most commonly used types of burdizzo in everyday use is on display during the interval, together with a large variety of hot and cold beverages available at reasonable cost.

 

The producers hope you have enjoyed the performance, and how you will recommend it to your friends. Note the cast is rotated regularly, in order to give opportunities to the widest possible selection of aspiring Actresses and actors. Since the Babes themselves always wear dark glasses, this is easily achieved for the true stars of the show!

 

NB. Burdizzo Barb is now manufactured under license by Foibles Books & Magazines, and is available for sale at all their shops throughout the country. She is programmed with a wide variety of audio and tactile responses to suit all tastes. In Domination mode, she will certainly squeeze scrotums, and make all sorts of sordid suggestions about the use of burdizzos on bad boys’ bare balls. However in submissive mode, she will….well, do exactly what you wish. A comprehensive instruction manual is included, and she works with rechargeable batteries.