Thursday, March 30, 2023

Newsletter - April 2023

 

Spring is….well, springing and with it a springtime welcome to St Stricktlands School, where everything is always rosy….including raw rears.

 

For anyone interested in “back issues,” I shall shortly be publishing chapters 13 to 18 inclusive on One Drive. Blogspot readers wishing to avail themselves of these are invited to contact me for access details. Or perhaps backside issues would be a better description.

 

Chapter 241 will have been published in its entirety for those receiving monthly emails, or kicking off next week with the first quarter on Blogspot.

 

Next month sees chapter 242, which is David’s dreaded A-Level exam results. Has he achieved his place at the University of Lancashire? And what of his ménage? Meantime it’s the romantic dinner for two Tarts….well, professional prostitutes: Mad Madam Min (Minette Madeira) plus Primula Proffer (aka Leopard-skin Lucy). With some help from his philandering father, and also the taxi driver Wok Peace. It turns nasty, since the lovely Ladies fancy being flashed in the public park, and want Flasher Fred and Panty Pervert Pete to oblige. Not fun for all the family, as indeed readers will find out in May.

 

best swishes

Dave


 

Friday, March 24, 2023

bare balls booted

Chapter 240 - part (4) of (4)

 Final Full Day

 

Æons later it seemed, he straightened slowly for the last time, and staggered unsteadily back to the bed. The noble knight was finishing dressing, even as he replaced his shower robe. “Huhh….thank you for a good going-away present, girls,” he said, “I shall always remember The Knackies with fondness….huhh….I wish you all well, and look forward to next February for the first of my conjugal calls back to my alma mater….huhh.” There were six smiles. “Don’t stint yourself, Sir,” said the dorm captain, “especially if you’ve some surplus semen, since MY birthday’s on 28th March.”

 

 He shrugged, “It should be one whack for Soliciting,” he said, “but you can have it on the house, and I’ll make an entry in my Cute Cunt Calendar.” She smiled. “Thank you, Sir,” she said, opening her wardrobe, “now it’s time to show young’un your gift of a brown leather body harness, plus bridle and bit. This is where he finds out how being ridden round the room under balls bondage works….” the younger year shivered, perhaps in anticipation of a beautiful bare bottom on his back, “….if he enjoys equestrienne entertainments, he can apply to our successors in title next term, since the stuff stays here….” as indeed he’d said when he’d donated it all to the dorm, “….alternatively, he’s welcome to approach us in dorm 5K next term when we’re The Knackerers, for further fun and frolics….” she smiled, “….the offer goes for Governors, too.” Which should by rights be a second stroke.

 

“Let’s go, Digger….” he said as he saw Wavy Willy’s clothes casually thrown out of a window by Marta Hari, “….as they’ve done the defenestration, they’ll keep him here until half past nine. Then he can have a Curfew Caning from one of my prefect peers.” They continued together towards the dorm door, and stepped outside….SMACKK “….MMMM,” they heard as it closed behind them. “Thanks for your usual diplomacy about our lunchtime swishing session, Shagger,” he said, as they retraced their steps, “since I wouldn’t want everyone and his Aunty to be aware of my domestic disciplines….and difficulties….” they reached the Level 1 landing again, and started up the next flight, “….somehow I can see myself attending dorm 5K next term….” reflectively, he cupped his crotch, “….isn’t it an unbelievably erotic experience to be knackered naked by six sinful schoolgirls? Professional prostitutes have their place, but The Knackies are something else again.”

 

 They reached the Level 3 landing, and this time took a counter-clockwise course. It was as his Mentor had maintained, with a little lævorotatorial leaning, into the fourth quadrant of the quadrangle corridor. “Things will be different with our second destination, Digger,” he said as they passed Dorm 5S with The Strkers, “since they aren’t disciplinary Dommes.”

  

Dorm 5P

The Pliants

Pubic and Posterior Punishments Please

 

“The extra motto wasn’t there the last time I looked,” he said, “although I may have missed it. But I do recognize the handwriting, since it’s my sinful Sister’s. It certainly says everything one needs to know about the dorm’s dalliances….and deviances. I daresay it’ll stay for their successors. Barring any career changes, which isn’t likely, this lot will all be upstairs in dorm 6P. It appears the newly confirmed Cunt Casanova Edward Wick will be Patron for the Six Punishees, when they’ll be Wicked’s W♀nders….the same as The Shagger Sciety. Obviously the latter will duly disappear tomorrow….for good.” The noble knight nodded.

 

“Such a shame, Shagger,” he said, “but you’ve plenty of other ways with which to be remembered. You’ve certainly made your mark on St Sticks….” as indeed the school had on him, “….if ever there were sweet subbies who crave caning at all costs, they’re here. I’m really looking forward to flogging their fannies and fancies….and I daresay they are as well….” most likely, “….but I rather recall your sinful Sister’s fagging this year….as a new nix? Is she let off this evening?” He shook his head. “This is St Sticks,” he replied, “the caning centre of the known universe, so the dose of discipline is duly doubled. I doubt it matters much in her case….or to her dorm captain, who’s in a similar situation.” He pushed open the door, and followed the noble knight inside. This time, there were six naughty nudes lying on their beds, ready for what-for.

 

They’d probably also be available for what-ho, as he’d suggested earlier to his Patron. “Good evening, everyone,” he said, “Sir Digby Vaillance has volunteered to vapulate you vivacious vixens….” he smiled, “….in view of your new motto, this can either be with conventional caning, or cuts to the crotch….” there were several squeals of delight, “….place a pillow across the bed, and position your posterior or pussy for punishment. I’ll take beds A to C, and Digger can do F to D….starting with Gnash and Bend Over. They can state their full names later….then it’s the luscious Lynda. We’ll be working with the Rapid Responses, so there’s no need for cut counts, affirmations or salutations….although contrition at the close will be welcome.” The noble knight could swish his sinful Sister’s slit….or seat, whichever she sought. “Dorm captain’s privilege to go first, Natalie….” he said to the occupant of bed A. Her raised rear was ready for receipt of the rattan, “….staccato style….all together.”

 

Swishhhthwackkkk    Swishhhthwackkkk    Swishhhthwackkkk    Swishhhthwackkkk

“YEOWW..OWWW..OWWW..WOWW….thank you for my Farewell Foursome, Sir. I know I needed it.” As he moved towards bed B, he could see similar swishing from across the dorm….Swishhthwackkk “….Ahh,” gasped Gillian Gnash, always an AH girl. “So it’s Cunnie Punnie for you two terrors?” he asked of the Eye Candy Twins, both lying on their backs with legs spread. “Please, Sir,” said Pretty Petty, “I’d like a couple of cuts to the cunt….and then try two to the tits. I’ll stretch my naughty nipples, and you can lay the cane on the sensitive spot just below. Somehow a single simultaneous strike is particularly pleasurable pain.”

 

Chalk one up for the lovely Lisa. “Oooh,” moaned Petula Eyton-Canley in anticipation as he stroked the stick along her slit….Swishthwack “….OOOH….” Swishthwack “….OOOH,” she moaned, as an OO girl. Then he padded between their beds and took aim at her excellent upstairs assets….Swishthwack “….OOOH….” Swishthwack “….OOOH….I appreciate it so much, Sir,” she repeated as he turned around towards bed C…. Swishhhthwackkkk “….Yikes….thank you for my Farewell Foursome, Sir,” he heard from Bella Wendover.

 

 “The same again?” he asked of Firm Fern, already holding her particularly pert pair in like fashion. “Three to the tits please, and conclude with a cut to the cunt, Sir,” she said…. Swishthwack “….OOOH….” Swishthwack “….OOOH,” Swishthwack “….OOOH,” moaned Fern Eyton-Canley identically, as he moved to the end of the bed…. Swishthwack “….OOOH….FUCK,” she added, “it gets me just there….well, it DID get me just there, Sir. Thank you for my Farewell Foursome, but perhaps one more for the Vulgarity.” Swishthwack “….OOOH,” she added.

 

 “It’s not fair, Sir,” muttered her twin, “now Sis has had more than me.” Easily addressed as Arguing, as he took six steps back to bed B…. Swishthwack “….OOOH,” she moaned at another cut to the crotch, “THANK you, SIR.” He glanced down the dorm, and saw his Sister’s slit swished….Swishthwack “….OHHH….thank you so much for my Farewell Foursome, SIR. Rest assured I’m always available for action, and only ask a hot shower in exchange.” There were several sniggers. “I suggest another stroke for Soliciting, Digger,” he called out….Swishthwack “….OHHH….it stings so GOOD,” she moaned, always having been an OH girl. Whether any of this had even been a punishment was debateable?

 

“I’ll leave Digger to make his selection,” he said, “always assuming we have any volunteers….” six hands were raised, so for the serious stud, St Sticks was certainly superb….SNAPP….he snapped his fingers in the manner of the noble knight, “….will someone fetch me some water.” The dorm captain duly disappeared in the direction of the shower room. “I’ll take the two tempters in beds B and C,” he said, even as three faces fell, “basically because I’ve always enjoyed bonking twins together as a Bi-some threesome….especially when I can watch them at work in the sixdy nine position….” a familiar fellas’ fantasy, “….but not to worry, lovely Ladies. There’s always next term, when I presume you’ll have been promoted to dorm 6P? I’m happy to help with your naughty needs, and as someone suggested, the water in my study is always hot.”

 

 Then Naughty Natty returned, and handed him a glass. He rummaged in his pocket and put the prescription pill into his mouth. Then he swallowed it with the water. “Needs must,” he said, “since my shaft has some serious screwing shortly. I shall try to equal Chris Leggett’s record, who you may know was one of the foremost Cunt Casanovas from Year LXXXVII. He once did a dorm full of deviant damsels, followed by a stroke and a spunk under the shower.” There were six sniggers. “Now you’re simply showing off, Shagger,” said his Patron, “but I like your style. You can be away, but I’ll stay to sort out my beat sheet first.” He started towards the door, and turned. “Lyn,” he called out, “I forgot to tell you….dad’s already here with the car. He’ll help you home tomorrow, and with all our luggage.”

 

 She pulled a face. “I don’t suppose he’s staying celibate tonight, Sir,” she suggested. “No,” he agreed, “he’s spending the night with Lady Joyce D’Aragon, who’s currently role-playing The English Mistress.” The noble knight nodded. “I agree she’s made for the part, Shagger,” he muttered. Most likely, he’d sampled her slit for himself. Then he retraced his steps, with another two flights upwards. “Huhh,” he huffed, reaching the Level 5 landing and taking the conventional clockwise course. Very soon he was exactly two floors above The Knackies.

 

Dorm 6K

the six Knackerers

The Shagger Sciety

He pushed open the door and padded inside to see six sluts sitting starkers. “Welcome, Sir,” said Sharon Schweppes, “we’ve spent the past hour diddling ourselves dotty with the dorm dildos, so we’re really randy. Bags I first fuck, as dorm captain.” He handed his senior fag the cane, took off his shower robe and folded it neatly to the floor. “There’s the not-so minor matter of all my Sex Thrashings,” he said, “you’ve all had your Caning Training during General Studies, so you’re qualified caners. I hope you’ll all be gracious, and allow me a quantity….well, dis-cunt, as indeed do The Terrier Twins?”

 

There were six sniggers. “I think we might manage half-price….Shagger,” said Schhh, “thus three each….except for Holly “….who was worth taking twelve taps to the tush, “….so hers will be six.” It would still be a nasty ninedeen, or twenty one today in old money, but not all at once. “Thank you, Shaz,” he said, “for my Private Beat Sheet, I’ll assume it was three from each of you….if Mitches can kindly tell me tomorrow morning who applied the extras? I’ll work my wicked way around the room….starting with bed A, as requested. Swishing whilst screwing will help me hump….with some nice knackering of nuts….” obviously they were well qualified, “….please place your pillows across the bed, as it’ll also assist the angle of attack. Obviously you’re welcome to watch, and take as many pictures as you wish for posterity….” and the Camera Club, “….I’ll use the Rapid Responses, and please take it as read how much I appreciate my Cute Cunt Club.”

 

He took several steps to where Sharon Schweppes was waiting with a wide smile. He knelt on the bed between her spread legs, and presented his pulsing penis to her pussy. “Uhhh….” she moaned as it passed her labial lips. “….Mmmm….” she added as he lay flat and kissed her, “….Uhhh….uhhh….uhhh.” Now her fancy was fully fucked….Swishhhthwackkkk “….Oww….UHHH….AHHH,” he gasped as the stroke and squeeze of his scrotum coincided with the screw….Swishhhthwackkkk “….Oww….UHHH….AHHH,” Swishhhthwackkkk “….Oww….UHHH….AHHH.” Presumably it was a team effort? “UHHH….Shagguhhhh….I’m coming already….YESS….YESS.” Her exertions pushed him over the edge. “YESS….YESS,” he repeated, “I’m spurting.” So one down….but a further five fuckable floozies to follow.

 

Tempus Fugit or Time Flies, as it always did when one was having fun. He’d allowed Sharon Schweppes the little luxury of prick-licking, given her fondness for fellatio from famous fellas. Richella Ruth Rhodes had been next in bed B, complete with its faulty mattress springs. They’d been broken for Brenda Smith too, since this had once been hers. But The 3R’s was another OO girl and also a spunk slut, who’d swallowed some shed semen. Next it was Natalie Falmouth in bed C, a nice bit of rough. “Fuck….UHHH….fuck….UHHH….” said Foul Mouth in her usual forthright fashion “….fuck….UHHH….Shagger….UHHH….fuck my fucking cunt….UHHH….” Swishhhthwackkkk “….Oww….UHHH….AHHH,” Swishhhthwackkkk “….Oww….UHHH….AHHH,” Swishhhthwackkkk “….Oww….UHHH….AHHH,” he gasped, “….FUCK ME YOU BIG BASTARD….UHHH….OMG my fucked cunt’s cumming already….FUCK….FUCK….YESS….YESS.” Good enough, “YESS….YESS,” he gasped as he spunked his third slit….halfway house

 

He’d poked the particularly pretty Jane Boeing in bed D, followed by Mitchell Mary Murphy in bed E who was a similar spunk slut. There was no doubt about how it was becoming more difficult to perform. The only remaining holdout was Holly Totton, who he’d found handcuffed to bed F. She’d always been a bit of a bondage babe. “Is this rape, Shagger?” she murmured invitingly. “I hope so….uhhh,” he confirmed, tackling her terrifically tight twat. At least it would be excellent friction for the fuck. “UHHH….rape me….UHHH….rape me….UHHH,” she moaned. It was certainly consensual, so he shouldn’t end up in jail if….well, push came to shove.

 

“Violate my vulva….UHHH….fuck your forceful fancy….UHHH….screw your straining shaft….UHHH….” she moaned again and again, “….YESS….YESS….YESS.” Success in every packet, but he still needed to spurt….Swishhhthwackkkk “….Oww….UHHH….AHHH,” Swishhhthwackkkk “….Oww….UHHH….AHHH,” Swishhhthwackkkk “….Oww….UHHH….AHHH,” he gasped, “hit me harder….and someone see if they  can squeeze some semen….” SWISHHTHWACKKK “….OWWW….UHHH….AYEEEEE….”   SWISHHTHWACKKK “….OWWW….UHHH….AYEEEEE….”   SWISHHTHWACKKK “….OWWW….UHHH….AYEEEEE….me balls….HEEE….UHHH….YESS….YESS.”

 

Then he waited whilst the room stopped revolving, and his soft shaft had slipped out. “I should finish with some stroking in the shower room,” he said to nobody in particular, whilst padding down the dorm with a wobbly washed-out detachment. Not for the first time he felt some sympathy for Charlie Croker. He was Michael Caine’s crooked character in the ancient 1960’s film flick The Italian Job, after an orgy of excess? Inside he knelt, and started to stroke.

 

Several minutes later, he wasn’t getting anywhere, since the succession of six screws had taken their toll on his tool….Thwackk “….Oww,” he gasped as a French flogger suddenly struck his shoulders squarely. “Georgie Boy mentioned your ideas of Indecent Intent, Shaggerr,” said la maîtresse anglaise, “so I thought I’d be nosy and check up on how you’re doing….” but what about his dastardly dad? “….he’s….well, hanging around somewhere in my study….” so HER apparently mind reading abilities were working well. But it was probably the hard way, on a wall? “….I’ve been eavesdropping over your erotic efforts….” Oops, “….onwards from the fourth floozy. It seemed you slowed somewhat at the sixth slit, but the strokes successfully secured some supplies….” about right, “….obviously as a prefect, there’s been no actual violations….at least of the school rules….” discounting the violated vulvæ, “….would sight of some slit assist with your seventh spurt, Shaggerr?” she asked.

 

“Most certainly, Ma’am,” he muttered. “I warned you earlier about Stroking At Slits,” she said sternly, as she spread her legs, “so we’ll continue with your wheeping, whilst you wank worthlessly.” Might this be weeping? Thwackk “….Ahhh….fuck your leetle Vrench vancy….uhhh….” Thwackk “….Ahhh….screw your slit….uhhh….” Thwackk “….Ahhh….I want your cunt….UHHH,” Thwackk “….Ahhh….I deserve discipline from The English Mistress….UHHH….” Thwackk “….AHHH….FUCK….FUCK….I’m spurting….UHHH….” THWACKK THWACKK THWACKK “….YESS....YESS.” He prostrated himself in the Position of Penance, one well-worthy of worship. “Thank you, Ma’am,” he muttered. “I’m afraid there was very little to show for all your efforts, Shaggerr,” she said, peering at some small spots of secreted semen, “but lick it up anyway….” he duly did so, “….and I’ll escort you downstairs. Best be back to your study soon, before the beneficial effects of Manley’s pill wear off completely.”

 

Shakily he stood, already acutely aware of how right she was. In a few minutes’ time, he’d be a walking wreck. Slumping slightly on her shoulders, they returned to the main dorm, where once again dildos appeared to be in action. “Don’t be late tomorrow morning, Mitches,” he muttered as they passed by bed E, however she was well away on Planet Pleasuring. He replaced his shower robe, collected his cane, and together they stepped out into the quadrangle corridor. “Did you happen to swing past The Six Sneaks on your way here, Madame?” he asked, “since it seems Wanker Boy Will is trying the same trick with Shanks’ Ponies.” She sniggered. “I did, Shaggerr,” she replied, “as I was aware of his impending amoral actions. His Lines were Perhaps my point will poke all my Ponies’ pussies presently?” A bit of a giveaway, as they reached the Level 5 landing, and started down the empty stone steps. For once they weren’t echoing apart from the clicking of her boots, which must mean it wasn’t yet 9.30pm? With an increasing effort, he reached the base and slowly they passed the empty Curfew Monitor’s desk.

 

The long dark cold corridors were exactly so, as they continued their journey in silence. Frankly, he wasn’t up to much more scintillating conversation. Then there was the parting of the ways. “I’m sorry to love and leave you, Shaggerr,” she said softly, “but Sue Sweet said you’d signed up for Summerr School, so I look forward to August….” she wiggled away along the corridor towards the Staff Study wing, “….with further flogging for Staring At Seats….again.” He shivered slightly. “Any time, Ma’am,” he muttered, taking the other route. Walking was becoming an increasing effort, yet he still had another six flights of steps in the Prefects’ Study wing. He reached the entrance hall, and started his trek. “Huhh….huhh,” he huffed, only half way up the first flight. Throwing every effort into the fray, he reached Level 4, holding the handrail for support. The longer he left it, the worse it would be, so with grim determination he started again.

 

After an age, he reached the Level 6 landing, and padded down into the depths. He was minded by the mathematical construct of his own making, the Cunt At Infinity. Although he’d screwed his six slits, the one in his imagination belonged to la maîtresse anglaise. It was still desperately desirable….yet utterly unattainable. Æons later he reached study 24, fortunately with his door still wide open. He staggered inside, dropping the robe and cane onto the floor. Then he took several steps forward and all but collapsed onto his bed. Hopefully he’d have a full night’s sleep before a pretty partner awoke him in the morning….whoever she might be? Until then he was absolutely, as Have A Thrash would say, out for the cunt. Gratefully, he closed his eyes and an exhausted oblivion followed only seconds later.

To be continued……


 

Thursday, March 16, 2023

Chapter 240 - part (3) of (4)

 Final Full Day

 

Seconds later it seemed, he was rudely awoken….THWACKK “….Oww,” he gasped as a riding crop flashed down onto his fanny. The perpetrator had removed his robe, prior to providing posterior punishment. “Stand, Shagger,” said Nasty Girl, “the standard of service in this study is simply shocking.” Oops….as he looked at the wall clock, and saw it was somehow 5.02pm. It was his own fault he’d overslept, and he should have instructed his fags to awaken him before they finished fagging. He arose, and put on the pink bowtie, followed by his high-heeled shoes. “So sorry, Ma’am,” he replied, “do take a seat at table, and we’ll make a start with supper. Incidentally, I must away at ten to six, since I’ve Prefect’s VD Class this evening.” He followed her across the study, noting she was dressed for Equestrienne entertainment. Presumably she’d been riding horses….or humans? Her hard hat was down by the door, but her black jacket, tight white jodhpurs and black riding boots were still all in place.

 

Then he stood behind the chair and seated her, ignoring his personal demon’s urges about Touching Up Tushes. “Bend over, bad boy,” she said, “it’ll be three taps for ideas of Indecent Intent….” her apparent mind reading abilities were working well, “….you’ve always had a problem with petting posteriors. I suspect it was the same at the Bare Pit all those years ago….” she wasn’t far wrong, and he did as bid….THWACKK “….Oww….” THWACKK “….Oww….” THWACKK “….Oww,” he gasped, “….I like hitting hineys in high heels. They help to balance the body further forward, for an accentuated angle of attack….and makes your neat little bottom so much sexier.” Nice of her to notice….and another dollar. “Go and start on the soup, Shagger,” she said, “whilst I read this naughty Note.” Oops….since Mitches hadn’t cleared it off the table when laying the cutlery. He strutted to the kitchenette and opened the simmering tureen, before pouring two bowls. Then he returned, somehow spilling hers slightly. “Butterfingers,” she said, “form the angle again.” THWACKK “….Oww….” he gasped as he arose, “….ohh,” he added, taking his own place at the table.

 

“What is it?” she asked. “It’s cock-a-leekie, Ma’am,” he replied, “knowing how much you like cocks which leak….” as apparently his sinful Sister was wont to say….at least according to his Missus….THWAPP “….Ahhh….” THWAPP “….Ahhh,” he added as she struck both cheeks squarely. “You always were an overblown, overbearing arrogant bastard, Shagger,” she said, supping some soup, “and this little lot proves the point….” she waved the paper, with her left hand, “….but who’s this?” He smiled slightly. “Christopher Leggett was one of the foremost Cunt Casanovas from Year LXXXVII, Ma’am,” he explained, “who once did a whole dorm of deviant damsels. He screwed six successive slits, with a subsequent stroke and spunk under the shower, since his sexual stamina was unsurpassed. Though I shall cheat slightly, with one of Dr Madison Manley’s prescription pills….” he paused, “….however his crowning glory was on Departure Day. He pinned long list of ALL his cunt conquests on the main school notice board. Very soon there was a massed mob of outraged bonked Bimbos baying for his bollocks. Alas, when they reached his study, they discovered he’d already….well, legged it. The story’s second hand, since it was the term prior to my arrival. But I daresay you can ask around in the Staff room for further corroboration.”

 

He arose, picked up both plates, and strutted back to the kitchenette. Then he returned with two plates of steaming stew. “I may be missing something, Ma’am….ohh,” he said as he sat down again, “but if my company is so oppressive, why did you sign yourself up for this Supper? I don’t mind, since I always enjoy Ogling Obviously Over you, especially when you’re dressed like this….as you suggested earlier. By the way, it’s best beef.” She swallowed a spoonful. “I’m not totally sure either,” she admitted, continuing with a sentence at a time, “possibly since I shall miss flogging your fetching fanny for the foreseeable future. Also, I’ve enjoyed setting you lots of lovely Lines, since I still like to try and take you down, and put you properly in your place….with a conspicuous lack of success to date. Tell me….who was responsible for those seven serious stripes I saw on your seat?” He smiled sweetly. “It was Private Study for six,” he said, once again avoiding any identity, “and the lovely Lisa for the last. She was….well, wanting volunteers for vapulation. The idea was to test a new So-Sorry-Sir-Ma’am-Malacca-model during Lesson 6, when she was able to apply two dozen….one whack for every prefect in her Biology class.”

 

There was a slight smile. “Which is a trick I might try too in the future,” she mused, “especially when I’m suitably strict and stern.” As almost always. “Oo..er, yes MA’AM,” he muttered, “Whacko! Ma’am.” She mopped her mouth. “Hit my hiney hard, Shagger?” she suggested, since this was its usual meaning the world over. He stood up, his shaft straining. “Perhaps some Superiority spanking over your knee, Ma’am?” he suggested as he took both plates, “for when we’re finished?” Then he returned with the apple pie and custard, making a further foray for the coffee jug. “Ohh,” he gasped for a third time. He poured both cups. “Cream’s available, Ma’am,” he said, “unfortunately not mine, since I need it all for The six knackerers.” She winked once.

 

Finally, she pushed back her chair. “It’s smack-bottom time for the crime of Cockiness,” she said, “so get across my lap.” He draped himself down. “Uhhh,” he moaned from the feel of her jodhpurs as she locked his fancy firmly between her legs….SMACKK SMACKK “….OWW,” he gasped….SMACKK SMACKK “….OWW….” SMACKK SMACKK “….OWW….” SMACKK SMACKK “….OWW.” Fuck Me Senseless had been quite correct, and simultaneous seat strikes with a stick had the edge for inducing an erection. “Ohh….ohh….ohh,” he moaned as she fondled his fanny. “Go and do the washing up, Shagger,” she ordered. “But it’s my junior fag’s job, Ma’am,” he protested. “Not tonight, Josephine,” she said, “as someone once said.” Slowly, he stood….THWACKK “….Oww,” he gasped. “Which was for Arguing,” she said as he strutted back to the kitchenette.

 

He’d expected she’d stand over him, finding fault, and hadn’t been disappointed. It was 5.41pm before he’d completed the job, and everything was drying on the draining board….THWACKK “….Oww,” he gasped, “About time too,” she said, “turn around.” He did so, and his shaft was straining from all the stimulation. “Will you invite me to your wedding, bastard?” she demanded. “Only if you invite me to yours….Bitch,” he replied as she melted into his arms. “Mmmm,” they both moaned as she kissed him hard, and some celestial cymbals sounded. He’d always been amazed how he could hate someone so much, yet fancy them so furiously.

 

Finally, she broke away, and turned his bowtie around. Then she pushed his neck hard with her hand. “Now you need the knee,” she said breathlessly, “for Incitement of filthy feelings.” WHUMPH “….UGHHH,” he moaned as he fell forward, holding himself hard….THWAPP “….Oww….” THWAPP “….Oww,” he gasped, transferring both hands to his cheeks….WHUMPP “….URGHHH….” he moaned as she booted his balls, “….HOOO!” he whooped, writhing around on the floor. “It always gets me there,” she said, stroking herself where she shouldn’t, “when I kick a cretin in the crotch. Screw you soon at Summer School, Shagger.” She strutted out of the study, leaving the door wide open….clickk….clickk he heard her high heels heading away on the stone floor.

It was a couple more minutes before he felt able to stand. Then he packed his own shoes into one of his suitcases, along with the bowtie. Next, he picked up black shower robe and put it back on. This would ensure his prefect’s privileges along the way….until such time he was ready to relinquish them. Then it was the all-important prescription pill from the cabinet, which he placed into a pocket. Last of all, he collected the remaining cane from his back wall. Now he was good to go, and padded out of his study, likewise leaving the door open. Unlike Nasty Girl, his passage along the gloomy corridor was strangely silent. He reached the Level 6 landing, and started down the empty echoing stone steps. Sounds of swishing could still be heard, but it would be too late for a fustigated fag. The Big Word featured in Grahame’s Guide to Grandiloquisms, and meant flogging or flogged. At the base, he continued into the long, dark cold corridors. Finally he reached the Bakerloo, the starkly utilitarian concrete passageway which would take him into the Original Teaching wing. On arrival, he descended the single flight of stone steps to the Lower-Ground Level, and passing the lapsed laboratories. Belatedly he realized he’d been acting on autopilot, since on this occasion he didn’t want The Extension. Thus he’d wasted his time, since now he’d have an extra flight upwards again. Never mind….it was all good exercise. “Huhh,” he huffed, finally reaching the First Level, with his destination immediately on hand.  

Room 20

Retentorum

la maîtresse anglaise – detainees disrobe in room 22

repeat at 7pm (or try next door)

Fair enough….as he continued along the corridor, passing Room 21 with its alternative offering for VD Classes. Inside, there’d be his specially constructed rubber mats, featuring a fine matrix of short semi-sharp steel spikes. Business here was brisk too, since most seats were taken. Then he entered Room 22, where there was any amount of abandoned apparel. He folded his robe neatly to a desk, and stacked his cane on top. Then he padded back to Room 20, where William Shanks was peering inside. “There’s still one place left….next to Feely Ceely, Shagger,” muttered Iron Will, posing as a pupil In The Pink. Not bad….since for nearly a whole year he’d steadfastly refused to countenance doing so. However, he’d finally seen the light during his week of rustication….and with what amounted to a Mental Makeover. “I’m afraid it’s mine, William,” he replied brightly, “since it was booked this afternoon….” SMACKK “….Ooo,” he added.

 

 

“No disrespect to your Sodding Seats Of Learning, Shagger,” he said, turning on his heels, “however I suffered them yesterday….” quod erat demonstrandum, or Thus It Has Been Proved, “….so I’ll be back in an hour….” he winked once, “….Shanks’ Ponies will all have to wait a while longer for my wicked willy.” So it seemed he too would be up to no good with his own dorm of deviant damsels? He padded inside, and sure enough all the other seventeen detainees were already at the deliciously dated Detention desks. A suitably starkers Celia Johnson was seated on the single slat, with her posterior protruding for punishment. He took his place, and turned his attention towards Lady Joyce D’Aragon, who was writing on the blackboard. The English Mistress mantle, or la maîtresse anglaise apparelle, was similar to the Miss Whiplash wear….except mostly latex rather than leather. There were black silky arm-length gloves, which made her shoulders seem superbly sexy. Then it was a matching bodice, hiding nothing of importance. Oo..er….yes Madame, as he saw the French Flogger lying innocently on her desk.

 

Today’s tariff - Staring At Slits, Sits or Tits: 3 – Stroking, 6

 

So markedly more than Samantha Terrier’s Naturist Days had been. “Good evening, Shaggerr….” she said in her light Gallic lilt, with its extra emphasis evident on the letter R, “….now you’re here, we can start….” sure enough, the long-laced thigh-high tight black boots didn’t quite cover her cunt, “….and a warm welcome to this Voluntary Detention Class. Should anyone be signed up for Summerr School, The English Mistress will be attending most weeks….” which should ensure many more takers? “….hands up anyone who admits being guilty of Staring….?” he raised his own, and glanced around to see another full house, “….all perpetrators’ posteriors will be punished presently, after I’ve completed the Attendance Registerr. Use the Rapid Responses, although contrition at the close is always appreciated. As regards Lines, simply select a Standard Subbie Swishing Sentiment….one which speaks to your sinful psyche. We’ll say seven dozen, which should be sufficient….” thanks a bunch, “….raise your hand when you finish. Stay seated for some serious strafing, with six strokes on the shoulders….” Ouch….and the equivalent of a Closure Caning, “….on the assumption everyone will fail an erection inspection, either with a pulsing penis or naughty nipples….” a safe bet, “….and then leave quietly. Normal rules will now apply, so beware of Distracting detainees during Detention, or Perusal of punishment in progress. Start writing, everyone….” he raised his arm again, “….what is it, Shaggerr?”

 

 

She stared sternly at him. “Please, Madame,” he muttered, “I forgot to bring my pen.” She extracted several from inside the teacher’s desk, and strutted across to him....Thwackk “….Oww,” he gasped as she hit his hiney hard and handed one over. “Anyone else?” she asked, and apparently there were several other miscreants? “I’m so sorry, Madame,” said his philandering father from the bench in front.  “Like fatherr, like son….Georgie Boy,” he heard, and the soft Gs made his tool twitch….Thwackk “….Oww,” he gasped. He closed his ears to further floggings as he headed up a sheet, noting Celia Johnson doing the same.

 

St Stricktlands

Putting the oo back into school

Use for one dozen Lines, and add continuation sheets as necessary. Ensure this and all others are correctly identified and totalled. Care should be taken to see there are no errors or omissions in your work. Any such sheet will be rendered Inadmissible, and the appropriate penalty applied. In particular the placement and positioning of all apostrophes must be chosen with extreme care. The intermediate spacing should only be used for long Lines. Credit will be given for neat and orderly work.

Scholar name:   Shagton, David                           Set by: Prefects’ VD Class

Scholar dorm:    6N                                  Supervisor (if applicable): la maîtresse anglaise

Date set:  Final Full Day                   Detention date (if applicable)  Final Full Day

 

 He glanced fleetingly at Feely Ceely to see what sin she’d selected. Doubtless she’d do the same, however her risk of discovery was lower. Apparently lovely Ladies had better peripheral vision….or so his Missus had always maintained.

1. I must not touch trousers or tease tools on tube trains.

But would the new Touch-up Teams address this sort of sex-pest and public pervert? When the shoe was on the other foot, the lovely Ladies Liberation Lobby seemed strangely silent.

1. Panty Pervert Pete packs a pulsing penis in public parks.

“Slits, Sits or Tits….Peterr?” asked The Dragon Lady softly, at a giggle from Feely Ceely. “He isn’t a boobs boy, Madame,” she muttered. “Do you admit your guilt on the others….Peterr?” she asked. “Yes, Madame,” he agreed. “Your rearr appears to be ratherr red,” she asked, “how and why has your hiney been hit?” He shrugged. “Please, Madame,” he replied, rewriting history slightly, “the standard of service during my last Supper….” so to speak, “….was simply shocking, but Ms Anastasia Girling was able to address it admirably.”

 

There were several sniggers around the room, from any amount of eavesdroppers. A clear case of an unwritten rule: Don’t Look Up during Detentions….Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww…I’m sorry for Staring,” he gasped as the seven strands of serious suffering struck his sore seat. Now it would be his pretty partner’s turn. “Sits for me, Madame,” she muttered…. Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….I’m sorry for such sinful Staring,” she gasped.

 

 He closed his ears again to the punishments in progress, in order to concentrate his brain on writing. This still allowed his memory free rein with which to wander away where it wished. Tackling six twats would be a tall order, but he’d do his best. In his favour was the plus point whereby a subsequent screw was simpler with a second slit, which was why bonking twins and Bi-some threesomes were such popular pastimes. However six such was pushing the theory to the limit….quite apart from the penis. What wonderful wit….but wasn’t Planet Pussy a perfect place? Then he realized he’d completed a full sheet, as always without any recollection of doing so, and added the footer.

12. Panty Pervert Pete packs a pulsing penis in public parks.

Sheet ( 1 ) of ( 7 )

He headed up his second sheet, and returned to his mental musings. Eventually the school would run out of Lines paper, when they’d need to incorporate proper dozenal symbols for ten and eleven. The symbols Φ and ┼ worked well….incorporating what they’d once been under the hopelessly inefficient decimal arithmetic. Then the new radix of twelve would be written 10. However, The Interrogator had once said, they’d still several years’ supply left.

6. Panty Pervert Pete packs a pulsing penis in public parks.

He was doing well, but then felt Feely Ceely fondling his flogged fanny. Already it was affecting his concentration, which was only the start. “Uhh,” she whispered, softly stroking her slit. Desperately he attempted to ignore it, but inevitably she soon transferred her indecent attentions to his tool. “Uhh,” he repeated as she stroked his shaft. He was already shivering in sexual stress when she raised her hand. “What ees eet, Silly?” asked la maîtresse anglaise. “Please, Madame,” she murmured, every word oozing confidence, “Peter Purvis…..err….I mean Shagger’s been Stroking At Slits, from when you last walked past.”

 

The Dragon Lady was at his elbow again in the space of seconds. “Is this true….wankerr boy?” she hissed. There was no doubting the word of an innocent young Lady. “Yes, Madame,” he muttered, perjuring himself as always. Any denial would mean doubling the dose of discipline, and he didn’t desperately desire another dozen due….Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….I’m sorry for such sordid Stroking,” he gasped. Perhaps now she’d leave him in peace?

9. Panty Pervert Pete packs a pulsing penis in public parks.

Once again, he made his memory wander, and turned it towards the minor matter of the sixdy guineas which he’d earned earlier. So how much would this be in modern money? The traditional currency unit remained unchanged at 21/-. So there were some six dozen new pounds for starters, which left nine shillings leftover from each ninedeen.

 

As was so often the case, times tables were simpler in dozenal arithmetic….so six nines were fordy six. Division by a dozen merely meant lopping off the accrued zero, hence NP46: Adding this to the NP60: gave a total tally of NPΦ6: Tendy six new pounds equated to a hundred and twenty six, were one so minded. Given how a Happy Hooker’s hire seemed to be around a gross an hour, it appeared a professional penis commanded less than a cute cunt. Such, he supposed, was the way of the world. He was brought back to the here and now by more discipline on his dad’s derrière….Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….I’m sorry for Stroking At Slits when you stood in front of my desk….I simply couldn’t stop myself, Madame.”

 

Most likely his dad too had a personal demon with which to contend? “Uhhh….uhhh,” he heard from beside him. “Most interesting,” said The Dragon Lady, “it seems Silly couldn’t keep her eyes off Georgie Boy’s neat little bottom….which is so similar to Shaggerr’s, for fairly obvious reasons. So she’ll suffer another six, for Stroking At Sits.” Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….” she gasped….hell, he could almost feel them hitting his own hiney….Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….” Thwackk “….Oww….I’m so sorry, Madame.”

11. Panty Pervert Pete packs a pulsing penis in public parks.

Unbelievably enough, he found he’d almost completed another three sheets, without having had any conscious recollection of doing so. A classic case of tempus fugit, or Time Flies….but Usually Only When You’re Having Fun? “Which one of you two terrors was Stroking At Seats….Silly’s, in this instance…?” she demanded of the table behind him, “….fine, so it was each of you. Now it’s your tushes’ turns for tanning.”

 

He closed his ears as the swishings started all over again, mentally working through her modus operandi. First….someone on a front desk would be Incited into some sort of Stroking. Whilst they were being swished, the scholars sitting immediately behind them would do the dastardly deed. This would be repeated with those on the back desk, and then she’d start all over again at the remaining row. There were only nine desks in all, as arranged in three rows of three.

 

His reading of St Stricktlands: A Hiſtory had confirmed this to have been one of the problems with the Original Teaching wing. Namely, how the classrooms hadn’t been large enough. The Extension had helped, but not a lot. When the main school buildings had been constructed several years later, provision had been made for two dozen in each class. Even the desks were larger, taking either two or three scholars.

9.  Panty Pervert Pete packs a pulsing penis in public parks.

Somehow or other, another two sheets were done and dusted, and he was on the final furlong. His personal demon prompted him to check the clock, however he wasn’t falling for such a rookie mistake. Detention Supervisors had eyes in their ears, and were on the lookout for such sin. Indeed the road to hell was littered with scholars who’d done so, been taken to task and failed to finish as a result. Gritting his teeth, he concentrated hard.

12. Panty Pervert Pete packs a pulsing penis in public parks.

 Sheet ( 7 ) of ( 7 )

He raised his right hand, and she was there in an instant. “Well done….Shaggerr….” she whispered into his ear, and a strong sniff of Chanel № 5 perfume hit him hard, “….you’re the first to finish. Screw you soon during Summerr School….and hopefully I might merit an invite to the wedding?” THWACKK “….AHH….” THWACKK “….AHH….” THWACKK “….AHH….” he gasped as the French flogger strafed his shoulders. OMG….it was so unbelievably erotic, and he was hard-pressed not to touch his tool, “….THWACKK “….AHH….” THWACKK “….AHH….” THWACKK “….AHH….thank you so much, Madame. I Iook forward to meeting la maîtresse anglaise again in a few weeks’ time, and yes, most certainly….Mmmm….” he moaned as she kissed him leisurely….SLAPP “….Oww,” he added. “What a wicked willy, Shaggerr,” she purred, “have you no shame?”

 

As Durand-Durand had sort-of-said similarly to a slut, after Barbarella had survived the Pleasure Machine. Then he shimmied off the single slat, his shaft straining as advertised. She waved as he padded away towards the door, and stepped outside….Swishhhhthwackkk “….Yikes….six, thank you Sir,” he heard as he passed Room 21, “I’m sorry for Languishing Along Lovely Legs.” It was only a few steps further to Room 22. “Ohh,” he moaned, putting on his black shower robe, and some strafed shoulders instantly reminded him of his guilt. Then he collected his cane, and padded out into the corridor again. This time, he’d go along to the other end. Big Ben was striking for 7pm as he descended the final flight of stone steps to the Ground Level. Then it was back into the Bakerloo, and into the main school buildings.

 

Several minutes of long, dark cold corridors later, he reached the Dorm wings entrance hall. Sir Digby Vaillance was waiting by the Curfew Monitor’s desk, unoccupied at this early hour. “How went the Weedings?” he asked. “It was all over bar the shouting, Shagger,” he said, “with spunked studs still suffering some sort of scrotum stretching. I enquired of the lucky winner, who was someone called Hugh Island….” Hugh And I….and a Dominant dolt, in the next door study 23, “….one unlucky lousy loser did beg me to untie him. I declined to do so, since it wouldn’t be etiquette. I don’t know his name, but several other sinners did say, ‘stop moaning, Messy,’ which may provide a clue?” He sniffed. “It’s Brian Macey, Digger….” he said “….one of my former dorm mates, who has an unbroken record of failure. Though I don’t know why he was worried, since he took a tumble with my Missus last Sunday.” Maybe it might have been pride?

 

“You’ve mentioned Panty Pervert Pete might be performing again at On-Stage Stooge during the summer holidays, Shagger,” he said, “and if so, it occurs to me you’ll need an overnight stop. So either ask Cutie….” his Executive Secretary, Queenie Tee, “….to book you a room at The Regal Rooms….” another No Tell hotel, “….or do so yourself, in the name of Peter Purvis. Tell them to send the account to her at Vaillance Holdings PLC….including Company on the company.” Wasn’t corporate hospitality wonderful? “Thanks, Digger,” he replied, “I thought I’d try someone called Scary Sari, who left her contact on my Comment Card.” The older man grinned. “I’ve sampled her six hour sessions,” he replied, “and they’re everything advertised.” So he’d survived the Snuff Stuff on offer. “I’m thinking Friday week,” he continued, “I shall share the stage with William Shanks, since he and I are now firm friends. He’s asked to accompany me, so it’ll be a joint performance with Panty Pervert Pete and Wanker Boy Will. Might he have an evening’s free membership….as a guest of a guest?”

 

The noble knight nodded. “I’ll obtain his home address from his confidential school records….” which clearly weren’t quite so, but he WAS a Governor, “….and give them a call….” he pursed his lips, “….presumably everyone’s aware of their fanny’s fate this evening?” Certainly, since they’d had plenty of previous practice. “Yes,” he confirmed, “all pupils apart from the prefects have the hits. However, fags are flogged by their frightful fagmistress or fearsome fagmaster, usually on Departure Day. As you know, the idea is to make all aching arses appreciate the holidays….” he sniggered, “….although most of them will similarly suffer when they arrive home….with a Welcome Back Whacking. But I’d imagine you did this to The Dirty Digger?” He shook his head. “I should have done,” he said sorrowfully, “however I was mostly away on business, so Valencia almost always attended to his vapulation.” As in Grahame’s Guide, also meaning flogging or flogged.

 

Then William Waverley arrived from the Teaching wings, having done his Detention. “You’ve heard of Sir Digby Vaillance,” he said, “who’s engaged on some….well, fact-finding missions. He’ll be helping me hit some hineys as well.” The younger year stared at him in obvious awe. “Good evening….Sirs,” he said politely. Together, they started up the empty echoing stone steps of the Senior Dorms. At least he ought to manage one flight without becoming out of breath? They reached the Level 1 landing, and headed clockwise into the first quadrant of the quadrangle corridor. For the K dorms, it made little difference….Swishhhhthwackkk “….Yeee….three, thank you, Ma’am,” he heard from Dorm 4J as they turned the corner by the locked broom cupboard. Clearly The Jinxes were already receiving their rattan from one of his pretty prefect peers. Seconds later, they reached their first destination.

 

Dorm 4K

The Knackies

 

He opened the door, and stepped inside, followed by the others. “Good evening, everyone….” he said, as they all stood to attention at the end of their beds, hands behind heads. Obviously they were well-versed with the punishment procedure, being bare below the belt….were they wearing one, “….our newest Governor has asked to follow some Farewell Foursomes….shall we say, in the flesh….” what wit, “….and although it’s my responsibility to dish the discipline, he’ll be assisting in its application….” his Patron smiled widely, “….my thanks, Digger. Could you kindly take Tessa Soham in bed C and Martha Harrie in bed D. Lastly and leastly, it’s Leastly and Lastly….” more wit, “….with the Laurens Eastleigh and Lustleigh in beds E and F.”

 

The noble knight strode straight down the dorm towards his first target, as he turned to bed A. “Dorm captain’s privilege,” he said, “so bend over, Tilly.” She assumed the Position, stitching the so-called swishees’ smirk. It was often offered by culpable canees in class as a prelude to public punishment….the one which says wanly, ‘I know how much my hit hiney will hurt,’ and absolutely apt for the action….Swishhhthwackkk “….one, thank you, Sir,” he heard from Show’em Again two beds away. “It’ll be staccato style, guilty girl,” he confirmed, “all four….and all at once.”

 

Swishhhthwackkkk    Swishhhthwackkkk    Swishhhthwackkkk    Swishhhthwackkkk “Owww..WOWW..OWWW..WOWW….FOUR, thank you, SIR,” she gasped, “thank you for my Farewell Foursome, Sir.” Then they moved towards bed B. “Recalling the occasion in the Dorm wings entrance hall last autumn….” he said to the delectable dark-haired damsel, “….when I paid my deposit for your first fuck. You told me how horrendously humiliating it must be to be punished in public by a Brownie Babe….?” she nodded, “….and also how it might be for you to be swished similarly by one of The Little Green Men….?” her eyes widened in horror, “….I’m always happy to help fulfil filthy fantasies, so it’s the whacks from William Waverley. Having assessed his caning competence the hard way, you may be assured your adorable arse will ache abysmally.” He slipped off the shower robe, and handed it over. Now he’d lost his prefect’s privileges, and it would only be a matter of time before someone took advantage of it. “Bend over, guilty girl,” ordered Wavy Willy, as he put it on, “for some staccato style strokes, in pairs.” Then he accepted the cane….Swishhhthwackkkk “….Yeee….three, thank you, Sir,” he heard from Marta Hari across the dorm.   

 

Swishhhthwackkkk    Swishhhthwackkkk

“Oooh..HOOH….TWO, thank you, SIR,” gasped Karen Eis. OMG….it sounded so much like sex. This was even though he’d no idea yet whether she’d be an OO or AH girl? She gave him a glare which would have torched toast at twendy paces. It was always delightful disciplining Dommes, since they seethed and smouldered so satisfactorily.     

 

Swishhhthwackkkk    Swishhhthwackkkk   

“Yikes..YIKES….FOUR, thank you, SIR,” she gasped, “thank you for my Farewell Foursome. It WAS horrendously humbling….as I’d always anticipated, but never expected to enjoy….Sir.” Another good job well done. “You may rise, guilty girl,” he said sternly, “and then….” his voice softened, “….I shall be a pupil In The Pink when you’re a prefect. Perhaps you might graciously agree to give me a go….anytime after 1st December? I’d be highly happy to pay my deposit straightaway, and get in on the ground floor….so to speak.” Slowly, she stood, and held out her hand. “Strip starkers….stud,” she ordered in her cultivated crisp kind of snappy sexiness, having switched as he handed her the cane. They watched whilst Wavy Willy stacked his clothes neatly by her bed, and assumed the Position she’d recently vacated. Then she put on the shower robe, and flexed the cane firmly between her fingers.

 

SWISHHHTHWACKKK    SWISHHHTHWACKKK    SWISHHHTHWACKKK

“YEEE..EEEE..HEEE….THREE,” he yelped, “thank you, MA’AM.”     

 

SWISHHHTHWACKKK    SWISHHHTHWACKKK    SWISHHHTHWACKKK

“YEOWW..OWW..WOWW….SIX,” he gasped, “thank you, MA’AM. Thank you for graciously agreeing to my deepest dirtiest desires. I’ve always fancied you from afar.” He and several gross of other bad boys….himself included. “You may rise,” she said, “I’ll put you in my Screwing Schedule, under Forward Fornication….of which there are already rather a lot….” she turned towards him, “….do you fancy further formal flogging from me….Shagger….?” as always, she was speaking with some sort of seductive soprano, “….whilst I’m wielding the weapon….you Cocky Little Blighter?” She licked her lips. “Yes please, Karen,” he said, “perhaps a portion of PWEP would work well, with Tilly and William watching. Three strokes of some Superiority swishing should suffice, since my seat’s somewhat sore.” He assumed the Position. “You’re not wrong, Shagger,” said the younger year, “it wasn’t nearly so striped when I whacked you earlier.” He smiled wryly, “It was a period of penance in Private Study,” he explained, “taken with my Malacca model.” He wouldn’t elaborate, to protect the guilty.    

 

Swishhhthwackkkk    Swishhhthwackkkk    Swishhhthwackkkk

“Yeee..EEEE..HEEE….THREE,” he yelped, “thank you, MA’AM….I know I needed to be put properly in my place….ohh,” he added as she stroked his stripes with the stick. “You may stand, Shagger,” she said, “Please….Ma’am….” said a suddenly similarly starkers Sir Digby Vaillance, standing by the bedside, “….I too would wish to be considered a candidate for coitus with your cute cunt.” He stood up to see all the other dorm members were now watching from a few feet away. “The more the merrier,” she sniffed, “lie down….bad boy.” She’d always been an expert at the art of Superior sniffing.  

 

SWISHHHTHWACKKK    SWISHHHTHWACKKK    SWISHHHTHWACKKK

“YEEE..EEEE..HEEE….THREE,” he yelped, “thank you, MA’AM.”    

 

SWISHHHTHWACKKK    SWISHHHTHWACKKK    SWISHHHTHWACKKK

“YEOUCH..OUCH..OUCH….SIX,” he gasped, “thank you so much, MA’AM. I agree about the effectiveness of Punishment With Extreme Prejudice, and thank you for the thorough thrashing.” There was a round of applause from his appreciative audience. “Be aware, bad boys,” said The Ice Maiden, icily, “my currency is a dozen due, so you’ll still suffer the same again on the big days.” He doubted either of them were surprised….not with a cunt of her calibre. “Interestingly enough,” said Tilla The Hun, “there are now no teachers nor prefects present….” Oops, “….merely three VERY bad boys, all of whom are suitably starkers….” she flexed her fingers, “….young’un can sit on my bed, and watch whilst we work. Have you ever been a voluntary victim….?” he shook his head, “….it’ll happen a whole lot next autumn, when you move up into the Senior Dorms wing. Our new nax seems to be wearing Naccatape….” as was his wont, “….so he can be our balls bulb boy. As for Shagger….since he’s signed our sheets, we’ll all demand our dues.” Oo..er, yes MA’AM….and he hoped the noble knight wouldn’t object?

 

However, he HAD warned him what might happen. He spread his legs, whilst Lastly and Leastly held his arms. A few feet away, Show’em Again and Marta Hari did the same to his Patron. “AHHH….AHHH….AHHH,” he gasped whilst Karen Eis tackled his testicles, “AHHH….AHHH….AHHH….AYEEEEE….I am your stretch slave….MA’AM.” He watched whilst Matilda Hunter squeezed the scrotum, like an old-fashioned motorcar horn. “UGHHH….UGHHH,” he moaned, “BEEP BEEP.” He stitched the sickly smile which was required in such circumstances, similar to the swishees’ smirk. One down….with a further five fetching floozies to follow.


 

Thursday, March 9, 2023

Chapter 240 - part (2) of (4)

 Final Full Day

 According to the classroom wall clock it was 2.33pm, with Lesson 6 about to start. This would be something to savour for several reasons. First, because it was Biology with the lovely Lisa McFee-Sven-Sless….any wanker boy’s wet dream. Second, since Lesson 7 was free, it would be his very last of the term. Hence also for his time of tutelage at The Styx….Summer School excepting. He was seated uncomfortably on the really rough raised ridges with Brenda Smith. His arse still ached from Private Study as she handed him another naughty Note.

 

Rear-ses are red, balls-ses are blue

pussy’s for poking….and I do love you

 

Bless….as he pocketed it and hugged her hard. He could have screwed her on the spot. They’d both enjoy the exposure and exhibitionism, but it wouldn’t be politic or polite. Having been one of The Six Knackerers during Year LXXXVIII, he was well aware of her private peccadilloes towards testicles. A blue balls would be something he’d suffer often enough after they were open-married, and hopefully living together in Lancashire? Also as indicated, with a really red raw rear. Then there was a sudden silence in the room, as everyone stood up. He turned towards the devastatingly attractive hourglass figure of Fuck Me Senseless strutting along the aisle. She stood some six foot in stockings, so with her high heels it was markedly more. As almost always for lessons, she was wearing her own alumna, or previous prefect’s uniform.

 

She stopped at the teacher’s table, setting down her bag of books….together with a whippy Whangee weapon. “Good afternoon everyone,” she said, “do sit down.” He gritted his teeth. “Ohh,” he gasped, duly doing so. “A sore theat, David?” she asked, with her light lisp around the letter E apparent as always. Surely it stood for Enchanting, or any other endearing epithets? “Yes….Lisa….” he replied, with the familiarity afforded to prefects, “….it was some serious swishing during Private Study.” There were several sniggers from around the room.

 

Then she sat down fetchingly on the edge of her chair, with her basic black strict short shiny skirt spread wide. It enabled everyone who wished to engage in some Spying Up Skirts, and inevitably there were no naughty knickers. On her own admission, she was simply a slut….albeit certainly a spellbinding sort. By common consent she commanded the cutest cunt at the school. “This is your very last lethon at The Styx,” she continued in her captivating contralto tones, “ecthepting everyone attending Summer School. I’ll be in attendance most weeks, and will be offering very adult classeth indeed. Theeth will include practical pointers for poking pussy….mine included, with tips and treats for tools….” if this didn’t increase the application rate, nothing would. Already he could feel his brain drifting away towards Planet Penetration, an outcome of the so-called Sless Syndrome. It reduced mere males’ minds to mush in a matter of minutes.

 

Desperately, he wrenched his attention back from bonking Bimbos, and was mortified to find almost a quarter of the lesson had mysteriously disappeared, “….but next, I will tell you all about the physiology of flogging. This is theparate from the many psychological factors, which as you’re all aware include studied sadism, humbling and humiliation, put-you-in-your-place punishments, showing some Superiority, and much more. In this connection I’ve brought with me a brand-new cane….” she held it high, “….which ought to be tethted on some taut tusheth….” Oops, “….first of all, can anyone identify its type?” Chalk one up for him, and he raised his hand. “Yeth, David?” she asked, “glad to have you back with us again.” Oh, dear….but at least he wouldn’t be swished for Obvious Oscitation, or inattention. This was a cardinal crime in younger years.

 

“It’s a So-Sorry-Sir-Ma’am-Malacca-model, the same as I own, Lisa,” he expounded, “which stings seriously….as indeed I can confirm from recent cuts.” Again, there were several sniggers. “Kindly strip starkers, step out here and prethent your posterior,” she replied, “so we can all inspect the evidenth. I’m sure you’ll apprethiate the ecthposure.” Not half….as he shed his clothes, folding them neatly to the floor. Then he padded to the blackboard. “We may as well have you in the Position, David,” she said wryly, “since it will stretch the theat, and show your stripth to betht effect….” slowly, he bent down, “….a neat little bottom, simply Asking for the cane….” so another two dollars in the pot, “….who fancies a free feel….?” there was a short pause, “….a full house, so start at the front benches and work backwards.” Was this his posterior being a passport to payday?

 

Two dozen fanny fondles later, he was really rather aroused. Then he noticed her nimbly nip off her chair. “Ohh,” he added as she too stroked his stripes, and returned to her previous precarious perch. “How’s David’s distended dick doing?” she asked. “My fancy’s fully formed, Lisa,” he muttered. “Which was simply from stroking your sore theat,” she said, “however here are some physical reasons why spanking can be a thexual stimulant. Pain causes the central nervous system to release endorphins, which generate an opiate-like rethponth in the body. The role of endorphins is to block pain, but can also produce a feeling of euphoria. Many athleeth know this as the runners’ high, of which I’m aware myself, as it’s an activity I engage to keep fully fit.

 

For physiotherapy and chiropractic purposes, it can also be called the Massage’s Agonising Bliss. In other words, our ecthperienth of pain is more about our brain’s interpretation of the thensation. So whether you like running, massages, chilli, horror movies, a spot of S&M, or something completely different, you’ve probably felt the blurring between pleasure and pain. An interesting physiological phenomenon is the apparent fact how the thexual feelings induced by a spanking are either stronger than, or blot out, the prethenth of pain. While there may be some, physical discomfort adds to, rather than detracts from, the eroticism of this activity.

 

The female fanny is particularly receptive to thexual response….” he could see several sluts nodding in obvious agreement, including his Missus, “….the rush of blood which a short smart smack will bring to them is sufficient to stimulate an erotic reaction….” she sniffed, “….as used for years by all manner of mere males in unwarranted situations on public transport….” Oh, dear, “….fortunately, the rethently recruited Touch-Up Teams….” based on Burdizzo Babes, “….should addreth the problem of such thecth-pethts touching up Talent on tube trains. Alas, the nearneth of the buttocks to the vaginal entrance greatly contributes to this reaction….” so sometimes a case of Stop It I Like It? “….but when studs suffer some spanks, it’s the short theparation from the theat, scrotum and shaft which is an important factor in the erection.

 

Blood rushing to the buttocks causes the shaft to swell, much the same as in preparation for penetration. One physiological phenomenon is when the thexual feelings induced by a spanking are either stronger than, or blot out, the prethenth of pain. While there may be some, physical discomfort adds to, rather than detracts from, the eroticism of the activity. An additional anatomical element of ethpethial interetht to the gay guys is how the anal opening shairth some muth’lth with the perineum….a very erogenous area between the anus and the genitalia. During most spankings, this area comes into contact with either the hand or implement used….” she paused after this homily,

 

“….now we come to the cane. The stroke of the stick on both buttocks together produtheth an entirely different thensation in the theat….in addition to the pain. The brain interprets two sources of stimulation together as particularly pleasurable. It’s the same as when you hold a single source of heat, like a hot water bottle. But two together, with one on each hand, is far more effective….” he’d not considered caning quite in those terms before, but she was quite correct, “….obviously the effect is markedly more pronounced for submissive souls hailing from the CP Dorms….” whose members craved caning at all costs, “….and obviously much leth for any sad souls who are vitriolic vanilla….” those prissy people who only pursued perfectly plain poking, “….but here are two more tricks of the trade. They aren’t intended for ordinary classroom canings, but therious S&M in the sanctity of a study.

 

Remembering how terribly tender the tush becomes upon receipt of the rattan onto a rear, you could consider tracing your nail….or indeed a Wartenberg Pinwheel, along an aching arse….” Ouch, “….or think about the brutality of spraying the swished seat with water….or during Dowsing Duty, before adding more agonies. Be aware how a wet weapon, or one hitting a hydrogenated hiney….” very witty, “….commands a completely different feel to a flogging….” she giggled girlishly, “….you’ve probably encountered this in past years during Games in wet weather….” his memory wandered away to Nasty Girl, the doyen of derrière discipline, on the Naccarim field. She’d been on horseback and had pulled him through the mud, prior to punishing his posterior. Then there’d been Have A Thrash in similar circumstances.

 

Once again, he realized more time had passed, and the lovely Lisa was still speaking, “….alas upon attainment of orgasm in the mere male, the element of pain becomth the uppermost thensation in the canee’s brain. As we’re all aware, après-thecth swishing is particularly painful, since it’s no longer thecth-oriented….which is one reason why it’s so spectacularly sucthethful for post poking posterior punishment….” she glanced up at the clock, “….who’d like to help me tetht the theory about a single strike being sufficient to induce an erection? Obviously it’s always been utterly unfair on the fellas to have three for the thrill of a thrashing when it’s anatomy to blame, but this is St Sticks….” again she giggled girlishly, “….but by kind courtesy of Harry Herbert Orwell’s Short Shirts, and also Ava’s Crop Tops, the playing field’s levelled a little….so to speak.”

 

He peered around, and every hand was raised. “Ecthellent,” she said, “we may run a little late, but it won’t much matter as you’ve no Lethon theven. Everyone should similarly strip starkers, and the bad boys can all take their places in line nectht to David. As he said, a whack with the Whangee weapon stings seriously. I shall be trying to break the sound barrier and obtain Rapid Responses….” which were normally rather rare, “….rather like the Old Hundred Bum-up Challenge.” Which had been….well, quite common today. He waited whilst the other eleven bad boys approached, under no illusions about staying silent. She was brilliant at beating bad boys, and an absolute fiend when it came to the cane. Then she alighted again, and his penis was already pulsing in anticipation of an approaching agony….SWISHHHTHWACKKK “….OWW,” he gasped at the sudden sting….SWISHHHTHWACKKK “….OWW,” gasped Frederick Finch, beside him.

 

Having hailed from dorm 6C during Year LXXXVIII, Flinch would appreciate it immensely….SWISHHHTHWACKKK “….OWW,” SWISHHHTHWACKKK….so someone had successfully stayed silent….SWISHHHTHWACKKK “….OWW,” SWISHHHTHWACKKK “….OWW.” He waited whilst the whacks progressed, watching his willy. Sure enough, it was fully formed. “Only ten out of twelve,” she mused, “I must be losing my touch. Let me deal with the difficulty….SWISHHHTHWACKKKKK “….OWW,” SWISHHHTHWACKKKKK “….OWW,” he heard from the two refuseniks….FLASHH “….I shall be taking some picturth for posterity from my class of LXXXIX. Stand, studs….and show your shafts to the sluts.” They duly did so, an exhibitionist’s dream as twelve tools strained stratospherically….FLASHH “….all of which prove my previous point about thecthual stimulation. Return to your benches, and stay standing. You may indulge in some stroking shortly….if you wish to wank worthlethly watching the wanton wicked wencheth’ whacks. Now we’ll have the sluts similarly in the Position….spreading their legs.”

 

He padded back, and waited whilst the guilty girls formed their long line. It would be Brenda Smith in third place, since he’d recognize her adorable arse anywhere. After all, her hiney had been the inaugural winner of the Mrs Shagton Rear Of The Year Award the previous year…. SWISHHHTHWACKKK “….OWW,” gasped the first floozy….SWISHHHTHWACKKK “….OWW,” SWISHHHTHWACKKK “….OWW,” gasped his Missus. “Uhhh….uhhh,” he moaned, stroking at the sinful sights of slits and swished schoolgirl seats. It was better than perusal of porn, particularly when pursued in public.

 

All too soon, the canings were concluded….FLASHH. “Arise,” she ordered, “and we’ll do a naughty nipple inspection.” They duly did so, and it was obvious how they were all aroused….FLASHH “….thank you all for your attendance this afternoon, and throughout the year. I’m sure everyone did their betht at the A-Level ecthams, and hope you all reach your intended dethtinations at University when the rethults arrive. Meantime, here is an offer for all studs not attending Summer School, but would like to….well, stay in touch with me. My pantith are purchasable by post….” there were several sniffs, “….should there be any pathetic panty perverts prethent who enjoy naughty knickers over the nose….” his ears burned, “….since you’re standing, there’s no need to all rise, and I wish everyone an enjoyable evening.”

 

There was a loud round of applause as she picked up her bag, and strutted out of the room. He glanced up at the clock, which read 3.18pm, so Lesson 6 had indeed overrun. “Are you going straight back to your study, Davy?” asked his Missus as she returned, and started dressing. “No, Bren,” he replied, “I have to speak to The SS. I’ll call in tomorrow morning, so we can sit together for final assembly. Are your parents collecting you afterwards?” She shook her head. “I have to travel home by train,” she said, “In which case,” he replied, “I can offer you a lift to TanningtowN JunctioN, in Digger’s Roller. It’ll save you the walk along the carriage drive.”

 

She licked her lips. “Who’s the attraction there, Davy?” she asked. “It’s a so-called business luncheon,” he replied, “with Strict Sarah. But we can work on the wedding invitation list, since several people have already asked. As it’s to be in the open air, we can be fairly flexible about numbers….” he winked once, “….if it’s raining….well, the Wet Look is itself a further form of fetish.” She giggled girlishly, “We might meet beforehand,” she said, “since we’ll both be signed up to Summer School for week 5….though I’ll have had a fortnight. I’ll be playing In The Pink for week 4, but afterwards as pretty  prefect, so I shall swish you soundly on any Senior Swaps.” Oo..er, yes MA’AM. “I’m looking forward to your floggings immensely….Ma’am,” he muttered, collecting Sexy Sammy’s cane from the desk, and picking up his pile of clothes. “I’ll go as I am,” he said, “since it’ll save time.”

 

She sniggered softly. “Nothing at all to do with incorrigible exhibitionism?” she suggested. “Perish the thought,” he replied, padding towards the door. Outside it was quite quiet, since Lesson 7 had started. Inevitably, there were sounds of swishing, almost certainly BCNU beatings. Bare Canings, No Uniform, as indeed he’d suffered in all subjects at this time last year. Be Seein’ You Sir….or Ma’am, he mused, entering the first of the long, dark cold corridors which would take him to the Administration wing. So this was it for school….well, lessons at least, since there were still several other interesting items.

 

Several minutes later he reached the entrance hall, and started up the empty stone steps. They weren’t echoing from his steps since he was barefoot, but distant discipline still sounded. They he reached the Level 1 landing, and continued along The Headmaster’s Corridor. This would probably be the last time he’d be doing so until Summer School. How many times had he reported here for the rattan? It was a LOT, though mostly during his proper period In The Pink. However there’d been several other swishing sessions this year, notable the Apocryphal Scholar Saturdays.

 

Iain Terrence Hayter, M.A. (Oxon)

Headmaster

Susan Sweet

School Secretary

 

The green overhead warning light was illuminated and the door wide open, so he stepped straight inside. “Hello, Sue,” he said, Ogling Obviously Over her as she sat at her desk. As always she was wearing the recommended Tanningtown style standard leather business suit for lovely Ladies….white, for administrative Staff. She lowered her horn-rimmed glasses, which he now knew were worn only for effect. “So it’s a starkers Shagger,” she said warmly, “I’m glad you’re here….” it was good to be wanted, “….since I can give you the details of your so-called business luncheon tomorrow in Tanningtown. By kind courtesy of Sir Digby Vaillance, Peter Purvis is booked in at noon with Strict Sarah, meeting at her home. The agreed half-price deal was a gross new pounds with payment on arrival, and he’ll give his chauffeur the address. She asked what was wanted in foreplay, so he suggested exhibitionism, public humiliation, discipline and bondage.”

 

He certainly had his number. “I once ended up on the rotating roundel in the Publyc Dyſplay,” he said, “which is a Shop Window, Amsterdam seedy street style, in The Tanningtown Toweren.” A Noe Telle hotel. “I expect you’ll enjoy your erotic assignation,” she said, “was there anything else right now?” She licked her lips, and looked down. “I’m officially surrendering my Cunt Casanova Key,” he said, rummaging in his jacket pocket and handing it over, “rather than run the risk of walking off with it by mistake.” Or on purpose, as indeed his Mentor had done many years previously. “Thanks, Shagger,” she said, “I’ll sign it in….” she licked her lips, “….are we done?”

 

He shook his head. “I’ve a favour to ask….” he said, and saw her smile, “….no….not the Other….” she looked disappointed, “….could you kindly store Sexy Sammy’s favourite four-footer until September….” he dropped it down onto the desk, “….and pass it on to my third cousin, Harry Herbert Orwell, with my love and best swishes. I haven’t told him, although it’s not secret.”

 

She nodded. “Certainly, Shagger,” she said, “being Wednesday, it’s Miss Whiplash….” her six Sesquipedalian Sequential Suitor Service Sessions. They ran from 6.15pm to 11.15pm, with four further fuckers from 4am….which took the total tools to ten, “….H2O’s having the sixth slot….” lucky lad, “….so I’ll mention it afterwards….” on the night shift, sleeping with her until changeover time, “….his seven inches of circumcised sin are so much like yours….and your philandering father’s….” never compare cute cunts, as according to his unofficial Tutress, the teacher Alice Tetsworth. But somehow the reverse rule didn’t apply, and the lovely Ladies duly did so about distended dicks, “….my quarter past seven slot’s suddenly free, since Squeamish has gone down with a migraine. I was half-hoping you’d be able to take it, although as a Cunt Casanova it’s asking a lot.” He shook his head. “I’m sorry, Sue,” he said, “since I’m attending the final Prefects VD class at six….” she smiled, evidently knowing something he didn’t, “….and then I’m meeting Sir Digby Vaillance at the Dorm wings to start my Farewell Foursomes. But there’s still Summer School….and perhaps dad might not mind taking the same week? We’d have seven days available with you to be sinful scholars….perhaps even as a traditional threesome?”

 

She smiled. “Promises,” she said, “and prior to your wedding….to which I hope to receive an invitation….?” he nodded, “….I hope you like Lancashire….” so did he, “….but please don’t forget me, following our two happy years together. Maybe you might manage something during your February flings….when you make The Ice Maiden along with Relay, and then The Pirate?” It seemed his conjugal calls were completely common knowledge in the Staff room. “Certainly, Sue,” he said, “but now you’ll have to excuse me, since I suppose I should start packing.” She too mouthed him a kiss, and his heart fluttered….followed by a penis pulsing.

 

He padded out of her office, and retreated back to the Level 1 landing. Then it was down the empty echoing stone steps, reverberating as always to the rattan elsewhere in the building. At the base, he started into the first of the long, dark cold corridors. But what was the smile about, when he’d mentioned VD class? His memory turned towards the cost of coitus, and as a result to his morning session….which hadn’t been particularly pleasant. It had been with Hyacinth Plinth, his former Geography teacher from Year LXXXVIII. He’d long since suspected she’d fancied him, and had succeeded in signing herself onto his Cute Cunt Calendar. ‘Shagger,’ she’d said at the outset, ‘my perversions aren’t popular, so it’s always been my practice to pay for penis….” really? “….even in my twenties, I’d take toyboys. Sir Digby Vaillance has kindly given me your banking details, so I’ve made a transfer of sixdy guineas into your account….the going rate for the job of a gigolo.’

 

He’d started by stripping starkers, and then they’d adjourned outside onto the grass by the main entrance hall. She’d trussed him tight like a turkey, from top to toe and testicles. Then she’d added some Snuff Stuff, which HAD been strangely stimulating. She’d wanted to wee all over him, and finally he’d fainted. When he’d come to, all alone, he found he’d cum….too. Also, he’d been raped by some sort of strap-on dildo delivered up his derrière. It was probably best she hadn’t divulged the dirtier details of her deviances. In addition to an aching anus, his whole hiney had hurt horribly, since it seemed he’d still suffered a Caning For Cunt whilst completely comatose. He’d struggled back to his study for a soothing shower, and some suitable salve.

 

Now he reached the entrance hall for the Prefect’s Study wing, and started up the first of the six flights. All right….maybe Ava Frasch HAD been right, and her Curricular Correction Classes on the Prefects Placement Programme HAD helped to keep him in condition. “Huhh,” he huffed, passing the Level 5 landing. This evening it should be the last time he’d need to make this complete climb….unless his fearsome fagmaster to be at Summer School had been allocated a study on Level 6? Alas, he could see Sue Sweet doing it on purpose. Then he continued down into the depths of the gloomy corridor. It would only be a few days before his cherished plate was consigned to history

.

David Shagton

Quis illum sceleratum fuisse putavisset

 

Who Would Have Thought He Was A Rascal, he translated as always, and padding inside. Uh..huh….since his study wasn’t empty. “Hello, Davy….” said his philandering father, dressed in a very stylish black suit. But then, he always did dress well, when it….well, suited him, “….I took the Note off your door, since it seemed past its sell by date.” Very reasonable. “Thanks, dad,” he replied, setting down his pile of clothes by the door, “so who exactly are you doing here today….or night?” What wit….as George Shagton smiled slightly.

 

“I’m enjoying your Leetle Vrench Vancy at eight o’clock this evening,” he said, “and tomorrow morning it’ll be Nurse Crusher. She seems to have a….well, bit of a crush on me….” so honours were equal with the wit, “….but the fun foreplay will start at six….” how so? “….with Prefect’s VD Class….” snap, “Me too, dad,” he interjected, “….since Joyce will be role-playing la maîtresse anglaise….” Oo..er….yes Madame, “….complete with French flogger….” Ouch, “….as is indeed common custom in their country. If you wish, I’ll reserve you a place….although she expects business to be sufficiently brisk to warrant a second session. So I’ll have to cool my heels for an hour as a result.” He shook his head. “Yes please, dad,” he replied, “now it’s my turn for the good deed. I’ve just been speaking to The SS, who hopes to hump you before the end of term. She’s had a cancellation this evening by Aristotle Squamish….one of your successors from The six canees….” dorm 6C, as mentioned by the lovely Lisa, “….in the serendipity stakes it’s a goody, since it’s the quarter past seven slot. She offered it to me, but alas I’m on Monitor duty this evening for Farewell Foursomes.” His father smiled widely,

 

“Thanks, Davy,” he said, “I’ll pop across to her office shortly. But first….the purpose of my visit to you right now….” he’d been hoping they’d reach this eventually? “….OHW 6M is in the Visitors’ car park, so your and Lyn’s lifts home are assured.” He shook his head. “The luggage carrying capability’s most appreciated, dad,” he said, “but I’ve a….well, business luncheon tomorrow in Tanningtown. Sue Sweet will tell all, if you ask. I’ll take the train back to Lechhampton from there when I’m finished.” His father smiled widely. “I smell skulduggery, Davy,” he said, “so enjoy your sinful sojourn. What’s her name?” He licked his lips, “She’s Strict Sarah, dad,” he replied, “a professional prostitute….sorry, enviable escort, whose pussy’s paid by my Patron. He’s also loaning me a Roller for the ride, enabling me to leave in some style.”

 

His father winked once. “Best swishes, Davy,” he said, “however there’s the minor matter of tomorrow’s evening dinner….” what about it? “….on previous occasions there’s been a pussy pile-up on the premises….” quite correct, “….with three sinful schoolgirls anxiously awaiting your return….and being most miffed when you were waylaid. So I’m suggesting we offer out a romantic candle-lit dinner, with naked waiter service. We might make it eight o’clock, which would allow you plenty of recovery time.”

 

He thought it through. “With just me on duty, dad?” he asked at length. “I was thinking more like us both,” he said slyly….so not altogether altruism? “It’s a deal, dad,” he said, “as I’d already suggested something similar to my senior fag, although not for tomorrow. I’ll screw The Straight Slut, since I’m bonking both Bitches this evening….” his father interrupted, “Davy’s distended dick’s due to do all dorm 6K….as according to your Cute Cunt Calendar,” was nothing sacred? “….which will allow you a Bi-some threesome with Mitches and Ritches. But don’t worry about meeting me at the station, since I’ll take a taxi home. It’ll enable you to concentrate on the cooking.” Also the cute cunts which were….well, coming. Then he had another thought.

 

“Do you know Primula Proffer’s next door neighbour, dad….?” he asked, “No….whistle it to me,” he replied wittily, “….by which I mean Mad Madam Min at № 7 ALSASIAN ALLEY, not Free Fi at № 11.” He shook his head. “Being a Happy Hooker, she’s not on my books, Davy,” he said. “I was introduced to her socially, dad,” he explained, “as an appreciative audience, whilst I was whipped in Leopard-skin Lucy’s back garden. I promised her such a dinner, with more naked waiter service, and no sex necessary. But with all your culinary expertise, I wonder whether I might prevail upon you?” His philandering father smiled.

 

“Always happy to help, Davy,” he replied, “what are father’s for, after all….?” pandering to professional prostitutes probably wasn’t what most people would have in mind? “….leave everything packed ready in your study,” he continued, “I’ll take it down to the car myself, since we’re not short of time. Lyn and I will stop off for lunch en route.” He smiled. “With a Slight Snack, dad?” he asked sourly using his parent’s in-joke. “Indeed,” he agreed amiably, “and since it’s a Strict Sirs session, she’ll enjoy the experience immensely….” at The Stern Master, as it would be, “….I’ll look forward to later, Davy. By the way….all detainees are to be in the altogether.” Better yet.

 

“Another thing, dad,” he said, “I’m signing up for Summer School. I hope you and Mum will be able to take the same week….the one before my wedding? Maybe we could even share the same fearsome fagmaster? Obviously I’m happy to be junior fag, however you can if preferred, being better at cooking.” His father nodded happily. “Wonderful, Davy,” he said, “I’ve been looking forward to playing with you publicly for so long. I’ve several Superior Sirs in mind, so I’ll discuss it with Sue when I….well, screw her soon. It really WILL be my lucky day, sessioning with two Miss Whiplashes.” Hopefully, he’d have sufficient semen to service both sluts….which applied markedly more to himself? His philandering father waved once, and strode out of the study. Then he slipped the robe over his shoulders. “Ohh,” he gasped, sitting down….since now he’d need another naughty Note.

 

Mitches – finish the ironing, and start packing my suitcases….excepting my basic black, plus pink bowtie and high heels. Leave all the porn in the second drawer down of the bedside cabinet. I’ll do the shower room tomorrow. Clear everything off my back wall and pack it into the holdall just delivered….excepting my standard cane. Being your dorm’s retiring Patron, you’re in luck for a fuck this evening. I intend to try and equal Leg It’s record, with a subsequent stroke in the shower. Also, tell your three favourite friends to meet you at my house tomorrow for dinner at 8pm, with naked waiter service provided by both my philandering father and me. He’d appreciate a Bi-some threesome afterwards. I’ll take Tracy’s twat, having humped you and Ritches this evening. Kelly – kindly prepare dinner for two, and leave it ready for my final Shagger’s Supper at 5pm. Leave me be, since I need a nap for now.  xxx

 

This one he’d leave lying on the table, since they’d see it easily enough. He took out his pink high heels and bowtie from a wardrobe, and stacked them tidily on his bedside cabinet. Then he lay down gratefully on his tummy and closed his eyes.